NOTES:
- Should probably address the amount of sonic 3 here um ok me and three of my friends saw it in theaters, two of my friends left and me and the remaining friend theater-hopped and saw it again for funsies, and then me and the friend i theater-hopped with saw the movie in theaters again the next day because a DIFFERENT friend had mixed up the dates and we decided to just go again with them to make up for it because hey, why not. The amount of times I saw it may suggest that i LOVED it but i in reality just liked it. if you do not like jim carrey you will HATE this movie. i am neutral on jim carrey.

- i fucking love phantasm so much

- i watched two nosferatus. i was going to watch the 2024 one too but the link i had to the movie (this was before it was officially out) got got and i was a little nosferatu'd out anyways so i didn't get to it. one day i'll watch it tho! i liked the original one more than the 70s one.

- i also love the evil dead franchise but everyone does so im gonna reiterate that i fucking love phantasm PLEASE atleast go watch the first one

- Airplane is okay but very overrated unfortunately. due to the amount of people that love this movie i was expecting it to be a riot but like half the jokes werent even that funny

RATINGS:
★★★★★: Phantasm (1979), Phantasm II (1988), Evil Dead II (1987), Army of Darkness (1992)
★★★★: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022), Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024), Nosferatu (1922)
★★★: Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979), Airplane! (1980)
★★: N/A
★: N/A

NOTES:
- My brother chose madame web. we just dogged on it the whole time. it really is not good.

- expect to see cats 1998 on here many more times

- PHANTASM

- okay i was on a bit of a one piece kick for a little. i know fanletter isnt a movie but are you really gonna argue against it being included here? X) anyways my ranking of these ones here are best->worst: baron omatsuri->fanletter->strong world->The First One->stampede. baron omatsuri is fucking crazy and i think even non-onepiece fans would enjoy it, fanletter is so good i had to watch it twice in a row, strong world is very, very onepiece (very silly), the first movie is just a long filler episode which is fine by me, and stampede is a bit too "whoa!!1 all the characters i like are here!!!!" for me and the cgi fucking SUCKS (although special shoutout to buggy&co and USOPP (I LOVE USOPP) for being excellent in this one).

- the big chunk of one piece movies immediately followed by fucking REFLECTIONS OF EVIL is absolutely hysterical to me but i feel like the amount of one piece fans who have also seen all of reflections of evil is extremely small so i have nobody to laugh at it with me

- my dad chose hollywood shuffle and i wasnt expecting to like it all that much but i had a good time tbh

- i think everyone should watch mad god at least once in their lifetime.

RATINGS:
★★★★★: Cats (1998), Re-Animator (1985), Bride of Re-Animator (1989), One Piece Fan Letter (2024), One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island (2005), Mad God (2021), Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
★★★★: Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986), Zoolander (2001), Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994), One Piece Film: Strong World (2009)
★★★: One Piece: The Movie (2000), One Piece: Stampede (2019), Hollywood Shuffle (1987)
★★: Madame Web (2024)
★: N/A
IDK BUT I LIKED IT: Reflections of Evil (2002)

NOTES:
- The Thief and the Cobbler is also a movie i think everyone should watch at least once

- the two old live action disney movies were picked by my mom because she, apparently, was scared of them as a kid (especially the first one). what kind of movies were her parents making her watch bro

- THEN AGAIN, i can't really judge the movies my mom watched when i not only CHOSE to watch a movie called "buttcrack", i also really enjoyed it. what can I say a movie about an undead really annoying guy who doesn't want revenge but has to enact it in order to be at peace is really funny

- none of the human centipede movies are good or worth your time but i think the second one is the best cuz it's pretty gross (which is what i watched the first movie for and didn't really get - not as nasty as most people seem to think!). seriously though, watch literally any other movie besides a human centipede movie. they're mostly just boring and shitty (ha-ha).

- i was not fucking expecting to like thunderbolt and lightfoot as much as i did but holy crap is it a good time. the sweetest movie about a bunch of guys robbing a bank ive ever seen

- i do legitimately think that braindead is the best movie ever made. it's so fucking fun and stupid and bloody. GOD!!!

- whiplash is the scariest movie i have ever fucking seen jesus fucking christ

- IDGAF im putting my brother's high school's production of the addams family musical on the log. i liked it a lot i genuinely enjoy all the plays and musicals they do. the band was actually competent this time (RIP TO LAST YEAR'S 9 TO 5 PRODUCTION I FELT BAD FOR THE ACTORS). everyone was solid but the two kids playing morticia and gomez were REALLY FUCKING GOOD. this however is the first addams family thing i have ever seen in my entire life and im sure i would have gotten more out of it if i were already a fan. also i was exhausted and i had a headache and the ppl sitting behind me were kicking my seat for the entirety of act 2 but thats not really the musicals fault. And special shoutout to [NAME REDACTED] who has been in like every production possible since he was a freshman and who ALWAYS overacts ur a legend dude im dead serious

- gold medal is the worst ace attorney stageplay but its also batshit insane (which is respectable). a lot of people describe a lot of things as "fever dream"s but i think it's pretty accurate here.

RATINGS:
★★★★★: Freaked (1993), Cats (1998), Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974), Braindead (1992), Forbidden Zone (1980)
★★★★: The Thief and the Cobbler (1993), Buttcrack (1998), Rubin & Ed (1991), Reservoir Dogs (1992), There Will Be Blood (2007), Bad Taste (1987), The Master (2012), Whiplash (2014), Bad Channels (1992)
★★★: The Color of Money (1986), Creep (2014), My Brother's High School's Production of The Addams Family Musical (2025)
★★: Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1993), The Gnome-Mobile (1967), The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011), Ace Attorney: Turnabout Gold Medal (2019)
★: The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015)